Dont know about you but i am scared shitless by spiders BUT because i find them fascinating i have 14 as "pets?

BUT, the thing is, i only counted 13 this morning which means one thing and that thing is my worst nightmare in the world. One has got out and i wont be able to relax,eat,sleep or function normally until i find it. Because as soon as i nod off , that 8 legged freak will come and get me and walk over my face and crawl inside my mouth to suck and chew on my recent root c work. They like the smell of plaque in the morning apparently, the smell of victory!! If im putting my golf shoes on one day and that runs out from behind the old copper kettle that i use to boil cats saliva up for them to digest, then my pants are going to fill up with the brown stuff and i will be going straight to HELL. How can i entice him back into the 18foot by 18foot gl septic tank i keep them all in without dieing of spider phobia?